Friday, October 30, 2009
visit the site if u like what their doin.btw their all local artist. =)
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
The official and most widely spoken language of Malaysians is Rojak Language, also known as Bahasa Rojak. Rojak language often regarded as the World's 2nd International Language by experts for its diversity and uniqueness by combining various languages. It consists of Malay, Chinese, Tamil, English, Japanese, Spanish,French, Hokkien, Thai, Elven, Orc, Pokemon, Digimon, Mars, Venus, and many more. With that, everyone can communicate without the need to know more than 1 language. This is very useful in foreign nations as messages can be conveyed effectively using only Rojak. Rojak is also the simplest language ever constructed, just follow the following rules.
- Add "Lah" in the end of every sentence. Bob your head when doing that.
- Use "maybe", "can", "dunno" extensively.
- Each sentence must consist of more than 3 dialects/languages.
- If you dont know what to do next just say "OK" and nod your head.
- "I wan eat Coke."
- "All your base are belong to us lah brother"
- "Orang tu kawaii lai de"
- White person:"What is your soup of the day?"Malaysian:OK.
Useful and Common Phrases
- Hello/Hi - WASSUP BRUDDER LONG TIEM NU SEE
- GoodBye - Aiyah no time talk liao baibai
- Where's the toilet? - Oi kawan, where jamban?
- Let's have sex - I wan rape you can ah?
- Are you a hooker? - Satu malam berapa?
- Why did you kill my cow? - BODOH! Ay Fookin ke you Lemak!
- I will have your daughter's hand in marriage. - Tandas! Tandas! Tandas!
- One Cheeseburger and a large coke - Oi TAUKEH, burger and cola kasi sat
Monday, October 12, 2009
Sharks (superorder Selachimorpha) are a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body. The earliest known sharks date from more than 420 million years ago, before the time of the dinosaurs.
Since that time, sharks have diversified into 440 species, ranging in size from the small dwarf lanternshark, Etmopterus perryi, a deep sea species of only 17 centimetres (7 in) in length, to the whale shark, Rhincodon typus, the largest fish, which reaches approximately 12 metres (39 ft) and which feeds only on plankton, squid, and small fish through filter feeding. Sharks are found in all seas and are common down to depths of 2,000 metres (6,600 ft), and some live even deeper but they are almost entirely absent below 3,000 metres (9,800 ft). They generally do not live in freshwater, with a few exceptions such as the bull shark and the river shark which can live both in seawater andfreshwater. They respire with the use of five to seven gill slits. Sharks have a covering of dermal denticles that protect their skin from damage and parasites and improve fluid dynamics so the shark can move faster. They have several sets of replaceable teeth.
Well-known species such as the great white and the hammerhead are apex predators at the top of the underwater food chain. Their extraordinary skills as predators fascinate and frighten us, even as their survival is under serious threat from fishing and other human activities
source: directly copied from wikipedia!lol
here is our very own species of shark:
LongShark - Interested applicants must be Chinese, be fluent in Cantonese, Hokkien, Hakka (being able to curse proficiently is a bonus), have gold hair, killer, cheater, have one pierced ear and drive a used Proton Wira with windows tinted as black as armpits, complete with spoiler so big it makes the car look small, and a muffler the size of rikishi's ass. Also must regularly kill, kurung people in the sangkar. Must be literate and able to write on small notebooks call buku 555 (so called for the numbers '555' on the cover). An essential skill is the ability to sneak into the homes of people that can't repay their loans (mostly gamblers, other Ah Longs, old Aunties addicted to ToTo, or just lazy school kids that want to buy Online characters off eBay) and paint threatening Chinese words (MUST be in red paint) on their walls. Must also have an affinity with techno music and BEyoNd.
pictures of loan shark are not enclosed here because we fear for the safety of taipau and its staff^^
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tis section was a big joke! i m sorry for wasting ur precious bandwidth and time.
so here is a video about sharks. hope its gonna make ur day.
Saturday, October 10, 2009
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and here is the full wan couldnt upload it cause it cant be embedded