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Monday, September 28, 2009

remodeling,renovating,upgrading

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hei all fellow buddies~

taipaueffect will be undergoing a full remodeling upgrade and renovation.

the reason for tis is to accommodate growing viewerships and traffic.

the taipaueffect staffs sincerely apologizes for this long renovation. it will take about three weeks to prep up our new servers . we appreciate your patients.

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Pls continue to support us as we will bring much more delights to you 3 weeks later.

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As a side note, any comments on improvement and suggestions that u would like to add in is much appreciated both on the chatbox section or comment boxes. THANK YOU!hav a nice day!

taipau!

pics~

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taipau!

Saturday, September 26, 2009

found an online game to play. *pandora saga*

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lol not sure if its good. looks cool.

i m oni bout lvl 4 , i m still mmorpg intolerant. haha

but the comments were bad. so its kinda a bit of a put off wit the laggy bandwidth i m getting lol

so den again i might screw tis.

taipau!

the finals

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here is a summary of my finals for year two sem 1

12/9/09 - pengajian/pendidikan moral: i totally passed tis shit .

16/9/09- colour studies: wtf la. i think can settle wit a c kua. haha

18/9/09-interactive multimedia: XD

23/9/09-e commerce: one hell of a writing man.

26/9/09- media planning:i believe evryone thought their eyes were gona blur out. the stupid appendix was mistier den stephen kings thriller 'the mist" . lol

and to REALLY sum it all up. i didnt study any of my subject. besides media planning. which proved to be a good choice. lol

well well. sem breaks a coming. 3 weeks of boredom at home and other sessions. WEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~~~~~

taipau!

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

so....

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what makes a blog good?

HAHA

taipau!

we're not the one causing problems.

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and by we i mean all races. we don mind.
just let me say tis one. and if ya agree wit me. put in a comment or two

i love malaysia, that for sure, its the politics who doesnt love it.its the government i hav a prblem with!cause no matter wat malaysia is where i was , where i am and where i will be .





taipau!

R.I.P. Usui Yoshito

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The world of anime has lost two veteran figures this week. The body of a a man, believed to be manga-ka Usui Yoshito (51), was found in the mountains bordering Gunma and Nagano Prefectures by a climber on Saturday morning. The body was found at the foot of a cliff on Arafuneyama mountain, where Usui said he was headed when he was last seen a week ago. Usui is the creator of the popular manga and anime "Crayon Shinchan" (image right). The manga first appeared in 1990 and the anime has been shown weekly on TV Asahi since 1992. There has also been a big-screen version every spring during that time, indicating the continuing commercial success of the franchise. But while popular with kids, the character has always been one that parents hope they won't emulate and the show has long ranked highly among those that parents won't let their kids watch.

i used to read shin chan evryday, and i would laugh till my tears drop and stomach cramped. sigh. what a great lost to the world of comical manga. sigh.

taipau!

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Ever

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have u ever felt like:

  1. havin ten cheese burgers at one go?
  2. fly?
  3. dance till u drop?
  4. drink till u drop?
  5. take over the world?
  6. save the world?
  7. climbing to the top of the mountain and shout something REALLY offensive?
  8. punch a guy just for fun?
  9. slap a girl just for fun?
  10. borrow 1 million and never give back?
nth else would b more perfect den to have ur dreams come true hor?

dam it i feel like i m growing up too fast.

year 2 in my degree and already i m feeling quite old?
not old in looks la. mayb like thinking or something lo.seriously.

i tak mau jadi si tua yang suka duduk kat porch bangolow dia and jerit kat kanak kanak curi buah la

actually gaming is good la , haha. at least u keep up to times. den u can be the grandpa dat owns in tekken 15 by then.

kampar
loving kampar so much, love it when i an just walk to the basketball court and shoot some hoops , love it when i bring u to makan. love the cheap food here. love the atmosphere. to me i couldnt find any where else more suitable to end my schooling life den kampar. haha.
but i oso know that not many people will understand wat i mean la. lol . people think its boring here. its boring cause YOUR boring la.

utar
ei budak u tak suka UTAR ka? u ada masalah ka? den DON STUDY HERE LO DOINK!. some people just wan complain how stupid UTAR is tis and that. standard low la and crap like dat.
ever think dat it might u who are the low and crap of it?guna otak sikit can o not?
if ure so smart and high standard. den don come here study and whine like a pussy la. small complains ok la. don go make poem and stupid essays bout utar ,might as well u use those abilities and mayb write a letter of complaint with proof to the administrator. fight for wat u wan la. not whine and show stupid childish hatred. ure not a kid anymore.
Basicly , i like utar i really do, the administrators kinda of suck la. but i like the lecturers and the way most of them run things. haha .sporting lecturers are great to have.
Utar education standard is quite high lo. at least most lecturers are dedicated. not to mention they are the result of korekan UTAR from many big Us and colleges. lol. why complain?
don like den FUCK OFF. don say here cheap there far. if u wan a good education as u say it. i doubt u would mind working hard for a scholarship or travelling further for ur studies.

HOME
Miss home sometimes. mom's cooking and how we ejek each other, my bro's constant whining over his stuff that are broken and tings like dat. i really hope they are doin well. gonna see them soon. Being far away from home really makes me appreciate my family more and more. i m happy. that even though my dad is gone. the three of us stuck together and actually live through so much hardship. we're still not yet stable. hope i can grad wit good results and get a job. that way mom wont be so tired all the time. REALLY WORRIED BOUT HER HEALTH LA! sigh.
Miss my friends oso. bernard josh lester tony marvin ++. lol. wanna go play ball with them. DOTA oso can la if really no choice. samadians, so many i hav never seen so long. those were the days. really it was. mostly carefree. ponteng and staying back for bball. greatest times.

elements of life. friends and families. i m really enjoying my self here.don get me wrong. but even i get home sick once in a while now :P.

lucky can go back soon for my cousin's wedding and oso sem break lo. haha.

life is always up and down, unfair and tough deal with it. HAHA.

taipau!

Thursday, September 17, 2009

in response to the malaysia F1 team.

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i malas nak post anything long .

Just read tis blog.-------> click here i m serious.

now after u read that.

HERE IS ONE FUCKING ADVICE FOR U ,OUR WISE AND EVER SO FUTURE LOOKING DATUK PRIME MINISTER NOW.

GO AND TRY F1 CHAMPIONSHIP MANAGER FIRST LA!!!
if u beat the game a thousand times den come and try tis!

there! i said it. PTUI!

taipau!

Monday, September 14, 2009

some stupid censorship decisions by malaysia censorship board*groan*

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censorship list from msn malaysia.

its been pretty obvious that malaysia censorship bans a lot of movies.

their reason was, some shows are just too much for us GENTLE malaysians. omfg.

here's one or two weird and dumb ones that got censored.

Zoolander

Our dear countrymen got touchy when this film’s plot put a pretty male model on a course to assassinate "the prime minister of Malaysia." In Ben Stiller's cult fav, the world’s 2nd best male model, Derek Zoolander, is brainwashed and programmed to assist in a plot to keep the exploitation of child labour going in Malaysia, for the sake of the fashion industry. Zoolander was deemed unsuitable by our film censorship board despite it having minimal sex or violence. The film went on to become one of Stiller’s biggest hits and remains Malaysia's claim to fame amongst thick and uncultured Westerners. We have trouble deciding on whether it was the assassination plot or the child labour that did Zoolander in. Neither helped but we thank Hollywood for the dishonourable mention.taipau says" come on la. i love ben stiller, so does half of malaysia,and who the hell cares la , child labour and assination plots? sigh

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Babe

If you thought this children’s film about a sheep-herding pig seemed perfect harmless, think again. In 2005 the movie Babe was banned due to controversy over its title and subject matter not being “halal”. The similarity of the word ‘Babe’ to the Malay word for pig, ‘Babi’, was too close for comfort. Pigs (which are considered ‘haram’ animals) being portrayed in a positive light was frowned upon by local censors. Although this prevented the film from being shown on the big screen, the decision to ban the film altogether was overturned a year later, and it was released to video. It has subsequently been shown on TV here as well. That's another win for the lovable...you know...guy. taipau says' tis is jsut stupid la, i m quite sure thousands of malaysians including muslims loved tis and didnt mind at all la. like dat go ban anaconda and jurrasic park la, since snakes and lizards are considered halal oso."

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Fiza

This critically acclaimed film by Bollywood director Khalid Mohamed received a great response from all over the world and won numerous awards in India. However the subject matter strayed too far from the usual rolling-down-a-hill-and-dancing-around-a-tree-plot censors were used to seeing from Bollywood. The movie's backdrop and subject matter were deemed too sensitive for Malaysian viewers. According to local authorities, the portrayal of Muslim terrorists in the film would have offended Malaysians and hinged on the sentiments of the public. There might have been a little truth in that but we think the always delightful Hrithik Roshan would've probably smoothed over any sensitive areas explored in the film's plot. You gotta admit it, the man can dance!

taipau says" i think tis wan is cause its indian, what the hell, if there are subliminal messages in it, u think anyone cared? its not like evryone is gonna watch it.

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all in all, i just think dat we should be a bit proud dat we are actually mentioned in some of the films and just so u guys noe? i m not disturbed by the blood and gore of halloween, if u are den don watch la. simple as dat, we shouldnt be treated like kids not allowed to watch porn! lol. i mean, OK! u can censor porn la. but somethings are not necessary la!. ZzZzZ


taipau!

luck stolen.

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dam it. OMFG. i just saw a student plant josssticks in front of his house.

damn him la. now i bo luck for test liao.

but den again, he must be a real strong believer, or an extremely kiasu fella la.

i don dare take pic , later kena cursed. lol.

hope i still hav luck for the exams to come. ^.^

taipau!

Sunday, September 13, 2009

~finals~

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finals are here again,
and again,i m NOT studying.

i must be the most pathetic guy in the world . lol.
i even did wat i dislike the most jus to NOT study.
i m posting pics. vy vy random pics.

taken from the bus stop. always got tis type of scenery wan. lol
outside the window of my room.
assignment work for conceptual design. with oni crayons. tis took ages to get the colour scheme proper
tis one easier. lol cheap colours. no mixing shading or watnot.

tis is my ferrari. 2000 horsepower and accelarates from 1 - 100 in 0.5 secs ( yeah right! ) lol. VAI is my initial. 1592 is my house number:P custom made the number plate. aint it cool~

my friend. banyak budak. his attempt to shelter from the sun.
my moral assigment,Interactive media assignment,public speaking,colour study and e commerce group. love them. ^.^
tis is onli half of wat 6-7 basketballers drink after a session. i swear there were more . we counted 55 cups of suet cha,herbal tea cokes and hundred plus.
my friend (the guy) and his gf (who is oso my friend) look alike hor they all .loltis was taken without them knowing leh. action oso sama.
ah! see. who nv mark . left him open kau kau. lol.

oh well i malas upload more cause take some time lo. da line is slow cause i m downloading a lot of shit for my sem break ^^ lol

take care ya all

sorry julien for posting the pic up again . haha. i know hate it a bit.
PC is u ever read my blog. sorry oso. ^^ but not sincerely to u. lol

taipau!

Thursday, September 10, 2009

tis is quite true and i m sure some of u hav thought bout it before:P .

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got tis from a friends posts. its long. but its entertaining as well.
villians out there. this is how u should run the place

The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Become An Evil Overlord.
1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear Plexiglas visors, not face-concealing ones.

2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.

6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.

7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."

8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labeled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labeled as such.

10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.

14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.

15. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

16. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."

17. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.

18. I will not have a son. Although his ludicrously ill-planned attempt to usurp power would fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.

19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.

20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.

21. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.

22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.

23. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.

24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)

25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.

26. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there are others just as attractive who are not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.

27. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.

28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.

29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.

30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.

32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.

33. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear stainless-steel bustiers. It's hard on their morale. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.

34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.

35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.

36. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.

37. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.

38. If an enemy I have just killed has any offspring or younger siblings, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of letting them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.

39. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.

40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

41. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.

42. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.

43. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.

44. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.

45. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.

46. If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.

47. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.

48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.

49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.

50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.

51. If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.

52. I will have a team of board-certified architects and surveyors examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels I don't know about.

53. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.

54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.

55. Deformed mutants and oddball psychotics have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.

56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.

57. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.

58. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.

59. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.

60. My five-year-old advisor (see above) will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.

61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.

62. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.

63. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.

64. I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.

65. If I must have computer systems with publicly available terminals, the maps of my complex they display will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.

66. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.

67. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.

68. I will spare someone who saved my life in the past. This is only reasonable, as it encourages others to do so. However, it's a one-time offer. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.

69. Independent midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.

70. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.

71. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty to see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.

72. If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them.

73. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.

74. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.

75. I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.

76. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)

77. If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutenant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.

78. I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."

79. If my doomsday device comes with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.

80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.

81. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off, and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat, instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.

82. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.

83. If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.

84. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.

85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."

86. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.

87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.

88. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence, then send the same group out to try the task again.

89. After I captures the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.

90. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.

91. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.

92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways, and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)

93. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.

94. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.

95. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.

96. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.

97. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unraveled.

98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstances have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.

99. Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.

100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.

and for ur info the thing didnt come with spacing so i spaced them apart. annoying, now i m tired lol

taipau!

the ipoh journey.crap all i got are these lame pics. lol

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went to ipoh on 08/09/09 with leah for movie day. lol. she woke my ass up at 7.30am lol we were suppose to go out that time already. Had cake for breakfast and we were off. reached bus stop at 8.15 board bus at 8..45. reached jusco kinta 10 plus. den we bought tics for Gi joe and Up. den we went to the stupidest place to eat. chatter kopitiam was the name. located at ground floor oppoite the kfc and mcd area. bloody cutthroat place. where got half boil egg two piece 2.50 wan. go die la . kluang station oso 1.80 oni la. haha walked around and went into the show.



G.I Joe was first , one thing i hav to say, shockwave gun and blasters = imba. well i remembered being a fan of tis cartoon last time but nv actually put much thought in it. it came out along with its so all rival cartoon series called action man. during those times i thought g i joe was the main character. overall this shows deserves a 3/5 . i mean u hav to give a bit of credit to them who invented some nice weopen concepts. and they look cool doin them. the story plot is just about the same as all military win terrorist thing. terrorist gets all the imba weopens but somehow the hero prevails. so no points for storylines. lol and so much for brendan fraser being in the show.
here is a fun fact. the kid playin young storm shadow acted in tropic thunder as the leader of a coccaine production centre in vietnam. thats that. Had a great time laughin during the whole about how stupid or crazy was some of the ideas.

Den we went to mcd and eat .
tis is wat happen. the onli pictures taken were these lame ass ones





yaep nuf said. thats how lame lunch was. haha!btw for ramadhan month they hav another lunch slot during dinner 6-9 the 5.95 meal . lol
den we went strolling around and went to watch UP


sweet show. funny at times. nicely done. voices were good. the story was interesting it was illogical and logical at the same time. go watch it. its quite worth it. 4.5/5 of my ratings haha something fresh la . notice that mostly all these animations are goin 3D haha.

den we went jalan jalan bought some clothes and accesories lo. (no pictures)

den took cab and bust back reach kampar makan at kam leng den took cab back to westlake and rested. =)

that was my first posts on wat i did in a day. haha.boooooring near i mean the post. the day rocked it was so fun :D.

taipau!



Tuesday, September 8, 2009

ok fine! i give in.

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Cow head protestors face sedition, illegal assembly charges

UPDATED

KUALA LUMPUR, Sept 7 — Bowing to public pressure, the government is expected to charge the cow head protestors under the Sedition Act and for illegal assembly.

The Attorney-General Tan Sri Gani Patail confirmed the charges today.

The protestors are likely to be charged tomorrow in Shah Alam.


A group of more than 50 people said to be residents of Section 23 in Shah Alam had protested recently in front of the state secretariat against the proposed relocation of a Hindu temple to their neighbourhood.

The Malay-Muslim protestors had threatened bloodshed, and stamped on and spat at a severed cow head, in a highly provocative gesture because the animal is considered sacred by Hindus.

Gani said today that most of the protestors will be charged for illegal assembly.

But those who uttered the provocative words and steeped on the cow’s head will be charged for sedition.

“I have decided to charge those who carried and spoke while stepping on the cow head under Sect 4 (1) of the Sedition Act alternatively Section 298 of the Penal Code.

“They as well the other demonstrators will also face another charge under section 27 (5) of the Police Act for illegal assembly,” Gani said in the press statement today.

He said that the police had submitted their investigation papers to him today and he was satisfied there was enough evidence to charge the cow head protestors.

The provocative manner of the protest continued last Saturday, when some residents caused a commotion at a town hall meeting with them, by shouting and heckling at the mentri besar and other state lawmakers until the dialogue was called off.

The state government announced today they had found an alternative site for the temple, just a few hundred metres away from the originally proposed location.


i couldnt resist avoiding tis article. its just too too i dunno wats the word. lol

well lets see." Bowing to public pressure, the government is expected to charge the cow head protestors under the Sedition Act and for illegal assembly."OMG. so if no pressure den no capture?

so now they are takin action, 50% of the people are satisfied,50% are actually still doubtful. hmmm. so they took in those responsible , but wats the punishment? social service? rm500 fine? even if the action is carried out. and justice is served. many questions will still rise

1.will tis be a small step to equality of treatment?

2. is BN actually improving?

3. or is tis just an act. sacrifice 50 to control a country.

i m not sayin tat tis is bull shit. but its just a bit too insignificant to be considered improvement and many questions arises from it.its not that we are paranoid, its just that it takes time and more action to show us that they actually mean it. HOPEFULLY , they are really changing la.


Taipau!

dunno whether tis can make it to malaysia o not man. lol

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ORIGINAL TRAILER


the flesh eating boar, need i say more? lol

i dunno whether i m interested or just plain curious. lol.

i mean, u cant run zig zag for tis boar?

LoL

who wants to watch tis!(if it can get pass malaysia malay censorship la)

Taipau!

Monday, September 7, 2009

political post......DON WAN LIAO LA FOR NOW

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as a temporary stop to my political posts> BN creating problems to make them look good?

done.

wooohoo!!!
study week!!
i m not studying!!!

i m gonna look for an online game to play. NO LESTER i shall not start WoW for now. lol

maple story meh? yer. don wan la.
got other choice ar?

haha.
dam it i should be studying la.
but got nothing much to study oso.

screw it.
i m gonna slack again
bye!

taipau!

Saturday, September 5, 2009

the meet

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over the pass week, the cow head incident has been the center of the talks among people.

there were waves of saliva that goes back and forth , to and fro. where u can see people try to resolve, evade, settle the problem using explanations that are stupid,and ignorant towards the whole problem.( pls defending the one that are obviously wrong is like the dumbest decision ever)

and then in hope of clearing the problem, they hav a town meeting which obviously ended up preeeeeeeety baaaaadly.

anyone who is aware of the situation and how similiar things are often settle knows that tis is gonna end up with nothing achieved. we would be considered lucky that a riot didnt break out.


finger pointing again*groan, i wonder if there even all resident from sec 23,if u ask me, they look like they are performing or something.
point back! greatest come back of the year, well at least they don seem so ganas.kesian,they are the victims here,i mean the bigger victim sorry.
stop stop! i dunno who to help now, pls help me choose side, because being neutral is not in my dictionary.
the tailo here den announce that the relocation will be shelved (yea, more like frozen!FOREVER!)
way to go, now the protesters win again, no need to relocate, they discuss later date, lets say 100 years later when evryone around tis time is long gone. ZzZzZzZz , for wat hav dumbass town meet la. they probably knew tis would happen.

HERE THE SO CALLED REASON ALL TIS STARTED AS REPORTED at malaysiainsider.

“Muslim sensitivities” was used by the Malay residents of Section 23 as the central reason to reject the Hindu temple relocation, but when some were asked today what these “sensitivities” really were, none of them could give a straight answer.

Yet Malay residents of Section 23 said they felt their religion, Islam, had been profoundly threatened by the temple relocation proposal by the Selangor Pakatan Rakyat government.

It prompted them to take to the streets with a cow’s head recently to defend their religion; it drove them to discard civic consciousness and adopt extreme measures, to go as far as insulting another religion, knowing full well such action could lead to physical confrontations.(omg tis sounds like their PSP got taken away by the playground bully or something and they got too emo and decide to take the bullies playtoy and step on it)

“It would disrupt traffic flow,” said one female resident of Section 23 when asked what exactly these Muslim sensitivities are"(holy crap! what cock reason is dat?)


WAIT! it gets worst.


It was organised to resolve the deadlock but sadly, the event was fruitless after it transformed into a free-for-all verbal assault session, when the residents turned rowdy and began insulting Mentri Besar Tan Sri Khalid Ibrahim and other PR leaders.(well , talk about wanting to solve it peacefully)

Residents threw racial insults towards the leaders. They rejected any alternative proposals even before the leaders had managed to raise them. Some accused the leaders of insulting Islam if they were to go on with the relocation.(wow, now that get the flow of it, they throw everything out ei?)

“We don’t like the smells. It would be noisy and the temples would usually get bigger so we just don’t want it to be near our homes,” said another resident, Roshan, 42, on why he was against the temple being built there.(shit! tis has nothing to do wit rasicm at all man, its probably just stereotyping, i say BULL SHIT!)

When suggested that Malays in other parts of Selangor and Kuala Lumpur have no problems with Hindu temples being built near their houses, even when these areas are predominantly Malays, Roshan rebutted gushingly.“I am from the May 13 generation,” he said, referring to the infamous racial riots four decades ago. “(Malays in these areas are fine because) the land there is limited,” he said.(so quite obvious they dam scared the indians will multiply and overwhelm them,and 4 decades hasnt made him anymore mature ei?)

Throughout the “dialogue”, residents insisted their rejection of the temple relocation had nothing to do with racism and that they were not extremists.They boasted of their harmonious ties with their Indian counterparts but blame the temple relocation proposal and its proposer, the PR government, as the cause of the strained interracial bond.(WAH! now they want to blame even more people, i would say the harmonious tied was because the indian are small in amount there , and just a note of reminder! THEY bloody brought the cow head in and practically broke the so called tie with a bloody cleaver!talk about contradictions)

They failed to define how a Hindu temple built some 300 metres away from their houses was insensitive towards Islam but one cannot but feel that as the fiasco goes on, more and more of these Muslim sensitivities will be raised in their arguments.(quite obvious not much problem regarding Islam lo, the female above say traffic congestion is more logical,if thats the case the cow head is definitely uncounted for!)


and thus the meeting didnt end will and the problem was shelved, it kinda shows when protesters such as those came out shouting and yelling like gangsters , uncivilized. the point of the meet was to settle things in a civilised fashion. it kind of makes me think, those shouting and protesting, insulting and confronting others, they are so high mighty about how tis relocation will affect the sanctity of their religion. den i have one question oni.


IS THIS HOW A FAITHFUL FOLLOWER OF HIS/HER RELIGION ACT? TO INSULT OTHERS AND EVEN THEIR ON FELLOW FOLLOWERS?.


i think i made my point. good day people.


taipau!






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