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Friday, July 17, 2009

newly customized dota heroes~ lol . i m just an idiot~

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hero type: jobless idiot
Story: He sleeps all day, he talks rubish, a pure deadly idiot, this loser has the ability to end the world due to his lack of effort to all that is to the world. highly intelligent but lazy. he cant get a job anywhere but finally hired by the good force to battle evil. his presence in the force skyrocketed their offensive power.
Skill 1. who needs jobs~
-100 armor status for 60 secs and slow for 40 secs.noobface persuades evryne in an area to give up fighting
Skill 2. boring beam
targets affected by this beam will take 1000 dmg plus a 15 sec stun. the boredom makes its target will-less to fight
Skill 3.give up la!
havin no will to fight sometimes. noob face self destruct in an area makin that area a complete mess. those who come in contact with the area will suffer a -200 armor and dmg reduction plus a 20 sec stun and 20 slow after that. plus 50 dmg evry second in the area.
ultimate-suck of the jobless
when casts. an area radius of 1500 will become infected wit noobface's spell of jobless. anyone in the area wil be killed instantly due to the fact that nobface's laziness is invincible.

name: munching grinder
hero type:cookie monster
Story: born wit acidic stomach and raging metabolism the grinder munches its way through evry inch of this planet , easily manipulated by food , he has yet to chose sides in the war of good and evil, its uncanny strenght to grab food has made it one of the strongest creatures alive.
skill 1: dam good blob
-spits out an acidic blob to slow down enemies for 4 secs and minus 4 armor.
skill 2: bone roar
-bone shattering roar dat gives 300 initial dmg and another 50 dmg which lasts 5 seconds, it stuns the enemy for a random amount of time 1-5 secs.
skill 3: seasoning aura
muncher is able to detect enemy units wit its smell within a 2500 radius. it gains visual of that enemy, when enemy is below 50% . muncher is able to move 30% faster
Ultimate :suction of destruction
muncher opens its mouth to create an unbreakable vortex which sucks in and grinds all units within 2000 of radius which lasts 10 secs and deals 65 dmg per second. if unit is affected by "dam good blob" it is an instant death.

name:serious serious
hero type:serious cock
Story:Grandfather of serious sam, serious cock or serious serious has been around for ages . his serious way of defending his kind is how he is able to defy old age. he walks around wit a smiley face but contains a serious heart. he will not take friend or foe likely. Enemies tremble at the hear of his serious name as they noe he is no joke. He is on the good side but has lil friends to talk to(i wonder why?)
Skill 1: No joke stare
the stare that is able to knock the very soul out of its target. creates a void in a victims mind rendering it unable to move for 7.5 secs and depleting aways its life force.
Skill 2:don play play aura
takes away the humour in an area he walks through.witout joy or confidence enemy in that area have -10 armor and slow by 30%
Skill 3:serious rotan-ing
using the cane of a thousand year, serious will afllict 2.5k dmg unto its target and stuns it for 15 secs. the pain from the caning will strip its target's will to live.this technic is used by generation of serious-es to teach its younger generations to be serious
Ultimate: serious payback
afflicts instant death to those who has made fun of anything at all in the world before. which is practically evryone. nothing escapes this ultimate. instant death to all heroes .

name:hipity hopper pop
hero type: hip hop rocker
Story:Dropped out from the casting of step up and high school musical,hopper pop vowed that he will rise and destroy all that is good. He atks wit his dance ,serving his enemies to the death. An evil force not to be reckoned with. his mvoes of doom will break even the strongest heroes.
Skill 1:death pop lock
hopper pop clings on to 3 enemies at once draining breath from their lungs and lets them taste death a his feet. Locks 3 target for 16 secs while dealing 150 dmg per sec.
skill 2:Dance dance aura
enemy within range of this aura will be force to lose control and dance evry 20 secs and take 200 dmg evytime the dance lasts 4secs evrytimes and after 5 times will result in fatigue and instance death to the target.
Skill 3: move of doom
increases hopper pops dmg by 200 and movement speed by 50% atk speed by 200% and givn 200% splash and 50% to do 5 times critical dmg. this move was thought by hopper pops master the popper hop. to cause penitance to all who has oppose him.
Ultimate: washout dance
givin absolute punishment to all his enemies, casting time 2 secs. causes a gigantic thunder storm which is followed by a flash flood and instance death to all in the game. the most cruel of all moves.

name:dark crack
herotype:hitam black
Story; Born to darkness , the dark crack is from the hitam black clan and the onli one alive now. he causes doom and despair to anyone who crosses his path. The most evil appearance of all the sight of him gives chills down to the very core of your heart,even those who are pure evil take a few a steps aways from this walking mass of dark chaos.
Skill 1: chaos minions
-calls out 25 bats of darkness which will cover the sky blinding all and stripping their armor to nothing and drain life from their happy thoughts and cheerful hearts. deals 100 dmg per bat and regen 200 per drain. lasts 25 second
Skill 2: dark psych wave
a dark wave which crosses 2000 range with 2000 dmg and slowing enemies by 99% for 8 secs. when a unit is hit under this status . it will result in instant death.
Skill 3:perisher of light
an aura formed around the black crack wit 700 radius. those who are in it lose 50% accuracy and 20 armor along wit regen and 70% lose of dmg and speed.those who enter the area of darkness shall perish for there is no light in the realm of darkness.
Ultimate: dark quake
the dark crack touches the ground and makes the earth tremble. thousands of dark snakes will appear and cause 20 dmg per snake to those around it. there is a 50% chance to be binded by the snakes for 60 secs and another 50% chance to be stoned by the snake for 120 secs. . the dark crack shall make fast death for those who hav been affected. this skill oso gives a 200% movement and atk speed to the dark crack and 500% increase in dmg.

i must be the most jobless ass in the world at this very moment. lol. well pls don flame me i m just being stupid. enjoy if u do


1 comment :

Anonymous said...

love this one!!!
u rox the max!!!!
hahhaha....jobless idiot rules!!!

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